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   A friend of mine who has a friend in Vegas who’s a bookie told me an interesting story the other day.
    He said his bookie friend had said that if...

   Many of my 1,214 Facebook friends have told me that they wish their lives were like mine, and I agree, I wish my life was like mine, too — as it appears on Facebook. Days are...

   My son, Ellis, and I spent a few minutes one afternoon this week gathering great handfuls of eelgrass and making a quick pile of it after Saturday’s hard northwest wind pushed...

   Amid all the acrimonious and confusing debate about health care as election rhetoric rises to a fever pitch, one fact is indisputable:
    Medicaid “is...

   To the marriage of true minds I admitted an impediment on our 28th anniversary, unaccountably forgetting to give Mary a card, a failure of the heart rendered all the more stark when...

   A black guy walks in to a high-end hair salon in the Hamptons. . . .
    That’s as far as I’ve gotten in my attempt to formulate a joke about my...

   September comes, and like many others, I find myself almost subconsciously taking stock of the preceding months. The impulse may have roots in an agrarian past, idealized perhaps,...

   It’s high summer and I’m apologizing about once or twice a week to people whom I’ve slighted either by commission or omission.
    What was...

   On Friday morning as Labor Day weekend began, we were unfortunately — in Penn Station. Why had we done something so foolish, you may ask? We had a date in New York the night...