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   When workers get off the job, one might think that they would kick back and relax after a hard day’s labor. That they would at least go home, take a shower, and maybe collapse into bed. But on weekend evenings, as soon as work is...
   We have met the enemy and it is us. That is the conclusion I reached this week as summer 2013 began to reach full fever pitch.     Here’s my epiphany: Those of us who consider ourselves local like to think it is...
   Protesters holding  signs reading “Trayvon Martin Lynch­ed” marched down University Place in New York, where I happened to be, on Monday. From across the street, the marchers seemed outnumbered by police. A long...
   Sartre was right: Hell is other people, I think,s as I try to navigate as calmly as possible through the throbbing, siren-wailing traffic here.     Well, perhaps not other people, but other drivers, for sure. In the...
   Unfortunately perhaps, East Hampton Bowl was just the kind of place you did not think about much — or miss until it was gone. This dawned on me as I was driving west on an errand early Sunday. One word on the classic road sign...
   My iPhone 4 fell out of my back pocket and into the toilet.     Three things raced through my mind when I heard the splash: Get it out! Dry it off! I can’t believe this is happening!     I grabbed a...
   My brother-in-law said as I mumbled something about having to go to the U.S. Women’s Open this past week that there was, after all, nothing else to write about.     “What nonsense,” I said. “There...
   I am not a believer in astrology, but could someone please tell me if Mercury is in retrograde? What a mixed-up jumble of a week I have been having.
   If you were to sit in the back seat of my car or hitch a ride in my pocket, you would hear me composing rules like Gibbs does on “NCIS.” Naturally, because they are mine, they are less terse than his. Maybe they are...