By Kevin A. Luss
Lettuce and tomato sandwiches with mayonnaise on white bread
This latest attack ranks high on the scale of torturous annoyance
Parents look at one another knowingly when the childless complain about being oh-so busy
How can I trust her to someone else?
There I was on deadline with no “h,” no “j,” no “g.”
Then there are the real dopes — the drivers on cellphones