The pig mind is a curious thing

“One of the youngest? Please”

A skeletal Phil Spector, sporting sunglasses and a wig befitting a heavy-metal musician, stopped all conversation with his wordless entrance

White Boots

Annoyed by the swirling mass of dogs (we have three) and swine at my feet, I shoved and shoved again, and suddenly it all gave way

One’s nerves begin to fray when beset by the cold

I mentioned to a friend that our stripped-down Christmas tree is still snuggled under the privet hedges in our sideyard, and she said, “No worries.”

"Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.”

The ubiquity of the Internet

“no ambition.”