Hardly tidings of comfort and joy

Those sleek riders of super-expensive bikes do not read newspapers, they read happy racing bike magazines and gloat over their skintight bike suits

Neither of us has a clue what the other has been buying

The volume of leaves fallen from the trees by now has been prodigious

“I’ve not done anything anyone else hasn’t done.”

Everyone has or has had this cold

As Rodney Dangerfield used to say, I get no respect

The Taj Mahal of high schools

Time to scallop

I not only ignore our annual American spree but consider it somehow out of bounds, a breach of tradition