Old East Hampton Corn Bread
Old East Hampton Corn Bread
Two cups Indian, one cup wheat;
One cup sour milk, one cup sweet;
One good egg that well you beat; half cup molasses, too;
Half cup sugar add thereto.
With one spoon butter new;
Salt and soda each a spoon;
Mix up quickly and bake it soon.
Then you'll have corn bread complete,
Best of all corn bread you meet,
If you have a dozen boys
To increase your household joys,
Double then this rule, I should,
And you'll have two corn cakes good.
When you've nothing in for tea
This the very thing will be.
All the men that I have seen
Say it is of all cakes queen -
Good enough for any king
That a husband home may bring;
Warming up the human stove,
Cheering up the hearts you love;
And only Tyndall can explain
The links between corn and brain.
Get a husband what he likes
And save a hundred household strikes.