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Point of View: Just One More Game

I’ll humor you at first, only to tell you there’s no means of escape once you begin to tire of the endless rallies
By
Jack Graves

We took delivery of a Ping-Pong table the other evening, and it is sitting handsomely in the newly painted, well-lit basement. 

But even as it was being put together, Mary was icing the small of her back, which had become severely knotted after having engaged in a Herculean spring cleanup that included laudable defenses against the legions of ever-advancing pachysandra, armed only with an edger, and several frontal assaults upon the dandelions that reappear every spring in our backyard.

Larry Penny said in a recent column that you’ll never fully excise dandelions in a lifetime, but Mary was, as I say, undaunted.

“Who are you going to play with?” Geary Gubbins, from whom I’d bought the all-weather table, and who was, thankfully, putting it together, asked. “With my wife,” I said, “as soon as she is able.”

I fear, however, I’m like the man who loved Dickens when it comes to Ping-Pong. I’ll humor you at first, only to tell you there’s no means of escape once you begin to tire of the endless rallies. “Just one more game, just one more game. . . . We’ll have food sent down. . . .”

Speaking of obsessions (and Mary is still number one, after which come tennis, crosswords, and Ping-Pong), I have become somewhat intrigued lately by golf, even as I continue to say I hate the game. Why then do I find myself every now and then addressing a nonexistent ball with hips facing forward, shoulders tilted just so, and right knee slightly flexed? It’s what I gleaned from a recent lesson my brother-in-law took and I wrote about. After he’d left the practice room, I asked the pro if I could try one, and, clasping a pitching wedge lightly, lofted a ball from the carpet up into a screen about 12 feet away, straight as a die!

I don’t know . . . it’s not content, it’s form. Form is content. Which is to say that, in the end I suspect I don’t care so much how I do, whether it be in tennis or in golf, but how I look. 

How do I look? That is the question. And, in fact, the one I posed to my eldest daughter when, on her wedding day, she descended the stairs in all her radiance. In my defense, I was wearing a silken tie that she’d picked out for me, so I thought it wasn’t untoward to ask how I looked. And I’m sure I said that she looked great too.

I told Rob Balnis, our physical therapist-trainer, recently that I hoped he’d soon clear Mary, who I said had been on injured reserve lately, to play Ping-Pong. He smiled at the pro sports allusion, but I gathered, knowing as he does how obsessed I can get, he wouldn’t bring her back too soon. Which is good. I can wait. A few more days anyway.

 

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