Point of View: ‘You’re Gonna Love It’

“You’re gonna love it. I’m going to get the best business minds in the country together and we’re going to say no to China and no to Mexico — and build a wall there, by the way, it’s easy — and no to Bernie Sanders, who wants to give this country away. I’ll be the greatest creator of jobs that the Creator ever created. You can count on it. We’re going to make America grandiose again.”

“I can’t believe the trade deals they’ve been making, and this budget! We’re $19 trillion in debt. Nobody even knows what that means. It’s got to end, folks, it’s got to end, and I’m going to end it. It’s over.” 

“We’re going to rebuild our military too. Anything they want. I who got a medical deferment because of a bone spur am going to spur this. We’ll make the Mexicans and Chinese pay. They’ve been playing us for suckers for far too long. ISIS will be toast. Assad? Forget him. Putin too, and what’s his face, that crazy guy in North Korea. No more tiptoeing around. Our way or the highway. I’m telling you, you’re going to love it. They’re not going to love it. The tinpot dictators of this world are not going to love it, they’re not going to love being dictated to by a real, honest-to-God dictator with a capital D. A capitalist dictator, not a democratic socialist, one who can back up what he says with the greatest military the world has ever known, and under my presidency it’s going to be an even greater military than the greatest military the world has ever known. I know it.”

“Drugs? They’re over. Done. Trust me. Done. Same with Obamacare. Illegal immigration. Done. Over. We’re going to take our country back from those who want to give it away, like the politicians in Washington, and from those who have been invading it. The Mexican War settled that. It’s our country, Mexico, not yours. There’s a boundary, folks, and that’s where the wall is going. And the Mexicans, once I get them back to their country, are going to build it. It’s an easy thing to do. Hasta la vista, baby.”

“First thing I’m going to do when elected is dissolve Congress. If it can’t make up its mind, I’ll make it up for it. And the Supreme Court too. Checks and balances are for sissies. All this tergiversating and navel-gazing. It’s disgusting. And I’ll make the Second Amendment the First Amendment, and, come to think of it, I’ll tear up the First Amendment. Who needs it?”

“I’m telling you, you’re going to love it.”