“Matilda The Musical to Become A Movie. Karate Kid
The Movie to Become A Musical.” — Variety 1.17.2020
Lolita the Novel to Become A Disneyland Attraction.
Jeffrey Epstein Suicide to Become Philip Glass Opera.
Parole Board Pleas to Become Televised ESPN Cornhole
Championship. Kardashian Derrieres to Become Macy’s
Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons. West Side Story
The Musical to Become An Oxford Union Debate.
I Have A Dream The Speech to Become A Shinnecock Casino.
Ritz The Paris Hotel to Become A Museum of
Al-Shabaab Antiquities. Dallas Book Depository to Become
AR-15 Shooting Range. The Qassem Suliemani Assassination to
Become Nintendo Video Game. Endangered Sheep Shot By DJT
Jr. to Become $100 US Postage Stamp.
Busch Gardens to Become A Bette Ford Rehab Center. Bellevue
the Hospital to Become An Artists’ Retreat. Jean-Michel
Basquiat’s The Irony of Negro Policemen
to Become A Cirque de Soleil Show. Zelensky The Phone
Call to Become A Mattel Talking Doll. Mean Girls The
Musical Based on the Movie to Become a Movie Musical.
Wasteland The Poem to Become 10-Part Showtime Series.
Showtime at the Apollo to Become Cape Canaveral Dinner
Theater. Whole Foods to Become A Cruise Line. COVID-19
Pandemic to Become A World-Beat Band Featuring Bootsy
Collins. Shake Shacks to Become Electric Vehicle
Charging Stations. Elon Musk to Become A Men’s Cologne.
Tom Hanks to Become Nancy Pelosi In Nancy The Biopic.
Netflix to Become Cerebral Cortex Chip Implant. Iowa
Writers’ Workshop to Become An Amazon Fulfillment Center.
Amazon The Rain Forest to Become A Taliban Training Camp.
Sam Harris Podcast to Become a Justin Peck Ballet. Rikers
Island to Become WeWork Space.
Houston Astros Garbage Can to Become Gagosian Gallery
Installation. Isis the Flag to Become A Tommy Hilfiger T-
Shirt. Boeing 737 Max Flight Control Handle to Become Ikea
Paper Weight. L.A. Bus Shelters to Become Low Income
Housing. Paradise to Be Paved and Become A Parking Lot.
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Bruce Buschel is a writer who lives in Bridgehampton.